OPIGS RPGs

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 1

And his gun jams, and explodes. Still the weaker one, though...

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 12

And the weaker one shoots me in the chest!

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd8' : 1, 3

But somehow, I shrug it off. He mustn't of charged it properly, or something.

(Does that put me to 28 hp?)

I lunge at him....

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 5

And miss, quite badly. I really need a motion-detection upgrade. I notice the man climbing out of the rubble. He looks... shaken, like his bed was blown up or something.
The remaining malfunctioning robot shoots his gun

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 10

... And hits me again.

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd4' : 2, 2

He gave me a minor dent that time, but nothing that can't be fixed easily. This fight is going slow

(26 HP I am on)

The mad robot haven't noticed where that man is in the rubble, yet. Anyway, I slash him...

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 3

But my blade snaps! I jump for that gun on the floor, but the M. robot shoots again!...

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 1

And kills itself. Quite spectacularly, I note. I help that man out the rubble.

(Is a use roll applicable? If so...)

The member 'Taneb' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 4

But I just can't lift the rocks.

A robot reaches for my arm and tries to pull me from the rubble, but can't quite reach me. I try to get out myself:

The member 'AnnieFan' has done the following action : Dice roll

'd12' : 10

I twist and turn through the rubble, escaping in seconds. Yay, critical success!

I say: "Hello. I am Epsilon Amstrad QX 4000, a robot owned by the Royal Electricity Company. I am loyal to Queen, Country, and Humankind. You are?" to the man who as managed to escape the rubble in a truly spectacular way.

OK, joining in late.

My name is Who. Charles Who, D.L.S. (Dark Lord of the Swiss, online degree). As an intergalactic P.I., I was blasted to Earth five years ago on an emergency escape pod. Luckily, this uncharted backwater of the Galaxy had a long and extensive article in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and set myself up as a PI.

I heard heavy footfalls up the steps. Must be the landlord looking for his rent again. I set aside the illegal (by Galactic standards; Earth authorities never heard of such a weapon) modified Kill-o-Zap pistol I was polishing on my desk, when the door was broken down by the robots. They only needed to blow up the desk before I realized they meant business. I flung myself out the second story window into Dumpster full of cardboard boxes, while the windows blew out of the offices in the block behind me with a laser sword and one of those techno-sheets of paper on the basic broadband network (there goes my budget). In the Dumpster was a discarded newspaper with news on the robot invasion. I head up to the Yarmouth Power Station.

Oh, and I have AB positive blood (in character, I don't know in real life) and the Hitchhiker's Guide (had it before)

"Nik...Nik Yaguna...thanks for saving me from those robots there. I'm not cut out for this kind of action.
The Queen, you say? I haven't heard anyone mention her for years and years, not since I was a kid."

@Strong Vader

Ok,just tell me where you were starting from so I could sinc your events with the rest.